morning shakes

somebody who is an alcoholic and wakes up shaking, needing to drink alcohol to feel okay and function

“why is bro shaking over there” “dudes got the morning shakes, that dudes livers like iron”

morning shakes by wtw717 June 12, 2022

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MorningstarOption

1. When you and your significant other are both awake early at night and (at least) one of you has a morning wood, so you decide if you two should let it slide or let it slide in

2. A person hiding their heart of pure gold and soul of pure passion behind the wall of troll comments, lewd propositions and so much in your face homoerotic concepts, that even Alan Carr asks them to turn it down a notch

1.

Johnny Depp: Would you look at that chub. What's our MorningstarOption?
Amber Heard: Leave me alone, Johnny, BFD, you have a boner, what am I supposed to do, shit myself?

2.

Mike: Hey, anyone has any idea how a guy can get a Green Card?
MorningstarOprion: how bout that, I get you in here, we get married in a quickie, and I get you a job being chained to my fridged and getting skullfucked daily until you learn Indian?

MorningstarOption by MikeRotchHurtz June 19, 2022