MorningstarOption 

1. When you and your significant other are both awake early at night and (at least) one of you has a morning wood, so you decide if you two should let it slide or let it slide in

2. A person hiding their heart of pure gold and soul of pure passion behind the wall of troll comments, lewd propositions and so much in your face homoerotic concepts, that even Alan Carr asks them to turn it down a notch

1.

Johnny Depp: Would you look at that chub. What's our MorningstarOption?
Amber Heard: Leave me alone, Johnny, BFD, you have a boner, what am I supposed to do, shit myself?

2.

Mike: Hey, anyone has any idea how a guy can get a Green Card?
MorningstarOprion: how bout that, I get you in here, we get married in a quickie, and I get you a job being chained to my fridged and getting skullfucked daily until you learn Indian?

MorningstarOption by MikeRotchHurtz June 19, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016