The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023

by PulseEmcee January 16, 2024

by Liatae December 17, 2010

To make a long story short; when a saw is to easy to cut the bullshit and you want it known anger got this done!
by Ease of definition November 22, 2017

by Bob Trifidovilodou November 27, 2013

1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit
2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon
3. Thinks All Mods Suck
2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon
3. Thinks All Mods Suck
by Hammer P October 25, 2004

Someone who looks like they're carrying the weight of the world on their shoulders, is very upset, or having a really bad day. A bag of hammers is heavy and cumbersome. Thus, the "weight of the world" on your shoulders.
by Appoggiatura March 26, 2019
