Thor's Hammer

When you take a shit on the lid of a toilet so no one can lift the lid without either cleaning it or making a mess. Only someone worthy will clean it up.

She was being a bitch so I gave her a Thor's Hammer and left. Now when she goes to use the toilet she'll have to be worthy to lift the lid.

by Rmistiff July 10, 2019

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Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 12, 2019

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Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 12, 2019

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Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

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It licks hammers

Not good. Bad. Something that sucks.

Hammer-licking can also be used as an adjective, and hammer licker as a noun.

The phrase was created in reference to Miley Cyrus' Wrecking Ball video clip

- Hey, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
- I'm sorry, this licks hammers.

I don't like this guy, he's such a hammer licker.

This was such a hammer-licking play by you!

This is not good, it licks hammers big time.

by RiuDenise December 28, 2013

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