charlie harper 

charlie harper

also called charlie sheen

Is a perverted drug addicted low life queen that lives in his brother's house, he is also listed by CA Sheriff Dept as a sexual offender concerning pedophilia. He also likes to fuck with his old mother that pays his brother so Harper may stay in his brother's house, his queen-like sexual addiction is based on his loss of masculinity due to his sexual affairs with his mother while he was young.

On 19th of April 2010 Charlie Harper was sentenced to 14 years of prison because he raped japanese schoolgirls under his synonyme Charlie Waffles.

So either judge will release him on probation otherwise 2 and a half men will not continue

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charlie harper by lksujfosf May 13, 2010

charlie sheened 

v. To get over something with the blink of an eye.

"So you don't care anymore?".

Exactly, I charlie sheened it

charlie sheened by velvett March 30, 2011

Charlie Tard 

A gay guy who decides to have sex with a woman but gets confused and tries to fuck her in the nostril. Afterwards, he punches her in the face.

Did you see Andrea with that bandage on her face? Do you think she got a nose job?

Nah. She tried to teach her gay friend Ricky how to eat tuna. But he turned out to be a total Charlie Tard!

Charlie Tard by bosabunny April 1, 2010

Charlie Sheen 

New street name for cocaine.

Man 1: Hey man, you got Charlie Sheen?

Man 2: I have the Sheen, if you got the money.

Charlie Sheen by YouWantMyScreenName? March 26, 2011

charlie sheen 

Doing acid and cocaine. You aren't tripping, you aren't wasted, you're WINNING.

-hey man, i pulled a charlie sheen tonight, that's why i tried to kill your cat earlier.

-yeah, you looked like you were winning pretty hard.

charlie sheen by indieskirt October 3, 2011

Charlie Norris 

The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Where by only the X chromosomes were extracted from each one and combined to create the utlimate most Godlike femme in the history of the universe. Charlie Norrises posses eye popping powers of seduction that surpass anything the world has ever known.

Charlie Norris has the body of a thoroughbred mare.

Charlie Norris is the substance of boy's wet dreams and old men's fantasies.
When Charlie Norris came out of her artificial placenta a thousand grown men simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that hot scene in the movie beowulf).
Charlie Norris's first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I taste fire."

Charlie Norris can go down a waterslide at a water park and not get wet.

Charlie Norris's cleavage can talk her out of a nudity ticket.

Charlie Norris gets free stuff with her smile.

Charlie Norris gets presents for your birthdays.

Charlie Norris doesn't drive she has a chauffeur for that.

When you look up vixen in the dictionary you see a picture of Charlie Norris.

Isabella: Why can't I a be total bombshell.
Me: You're not Charlie Norris. 'Nuff said.

Charlie Norris by Anasthma June 27, 2011

Charlie bear 

A fat ugly bitch who sucks cock

I hate Charlie bears

Charlie bear by Sexy doll April 17, 2020