Crotch Goblin

Children derived from a mother that thinks sitting on a stoop in her house coat , drinking Carlo Rossi and smoking cigarettes that are purchased with her parents credit cards is a super sport.

Can you believe those crotch goblins took their grandmothers credit card and maxed it out on shoes ?

by KayKayB May 18, 2024

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

crotch fluff

When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.

It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.

by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020

Penis twaddling crotch guzzler

Someone who plays with a penis while also guzzling crotch, male or female

Insult for a slut bag hoe whore that wants your man

Stay away from my man you fucking penis twaddling crotch guzzler!

by Illuisan June 2, 2018

Crotch Rocket

A liquid hug from the fun gods, just snug enough to fit in the crotch of your pants, making you feel like a sneaky, booze-smuggling superhero with questionable life choices.

As he stepped into the party with an awkward swagger, it became evident that his confidence was fueled by a crotch rocket snugly nestled in his pants, ready to unleash its liquid courage upon the unsuspecting crowd.

by MrCrazzyDew April 26, 2024

Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Crotch Goblin

When a man cums in a womens mouth while he knees her in the crotch and pulling the womens cheeks, as she kneels.

That guy definitely crotch goblined that girl over there

by Myarenda November 18, 2021