Ass Douche Bag

Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.

Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.

Ass Douche Bag by d2theb December 3, 2011

ass tourettes 

Noun-
an anal disorder characterized by recurrent spontaneous bowel movements, or T.I.C.S. (Tremendous Involuntary Crap Spurts), accompanied by the violent expulsion of gas, leg and neck twitching, grunts, barks, or words, especially obscenities.

"Did Sarah win the Rock'em Sock'em Robots Competition against Phil?"
"No, she got a bad case of ass tourettes in the middle of the match and had to forfeit."
"Bummer, dude."
"10-4 on that, pal."

ass tourettes by boom.right? January 1, 2012

Ass numage 

A special type of witch/wizard that uses sodomy in all their spells.

Hey there's a new movie out about an Ass numage. It's called Larry Rotter and the Chamber of Smells!!!

Ass numage by Whodajung May 16, 2018

ass kissing 

To suck up to someone, most likely to get something in return. Success rate is a 2/10 but can be a 3/10 if the person is mildly attractive.

“Bruh on god he keep ass kissing me”

ass kissing by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

Ass Roblox Roleplayers

Now don't get me wrong here, there are some roblox roleplayers who are not completely dumb, but most of them are. Ass Roblox roleplayers are defined as goofy ass robanging ass trash ass no pussy getting virgin ass piece of shit ass niggas. Niggas who think they know how to roleplay by doing shit like, "/me Grabs his Weapon out from his Wastline, Loading clip or bullets(DEPENDING ON GUN I HAVE) Flicking safty OFF aiming at the opps" etc. You can find them at places like, East Brickton, Woodlawn, Southside, Los Scandalous, Project Chicago, pretty much everywhere that deals with "Gang gang gang bitch I'm from chicago on LA Crip on Woo Choo diccz fucc da structure" type game. These niggas could also be nerds who would hack yo shit for calling them a bisexual bunny. Ass Roblox Roleplayers could also be defined as a new disease Dr. Kelp has diagnosed several people with.

"Man I'm tired of these Ass Roblox Roleplayers bro these niggas is dirt ass."

Ass Roblox Roleplayers by Succmytitty August 20, 2020

Ass elf 

one who enjoys another's ass

Braden would love to be somebody's ass elf

Ass elf by Dillon, Jamie, & Erin June 30, 2004

ass-ugly 

Ass-ugly, butt-ugly
Ugly as an ass. Even uglier than an ass. Really quite ugly. - painfully ugly.
Too ugly for explanation.

"Oh my god, those shoes are Ass-ugly.."
"What happened to his hair?— it's Ass-ugly!"
or even: "That is AssButt-ugly!"

ass-ugly by Devyani Jackson May 6, 2006