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when your in a building that you dont get phone service in and you sit next to a window because you get service while your phone is in it and you sit in that spot all day texting people from that window

I do it all the time at work lol im even doing it right now
Person 1:Man i hate working here i never get phone service

Person 2:To bad you desk isnt next to window so you can window text like i do!

owned
by mud_logger September 28, 2011
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Windows Vista

Innocent OS that is targetted by MacShitass users. Go see Windows ME, also yall forgot that RTM was the bad one and not SP2? It's the fucking hardware not the OS. Get a life and touch grass Mashitosh users y'all definitely have no brain and a dad
Macshitass user: wInDoWs vIsTa iS wOrSt oS!1!1!1
Linux fanboy: yEs!1!1 lInUx iS bEsT!1!1
Macshitass user: nOoOoOoOo mAcOs iS gUuuuuuuuud!1!1!1!1! yOuR hAcKeR oS iS tRaSh!1!1
Linux fanboy: fAk yOu WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!1!1!1!1
by WindowsServer2003YT May 24, 2023
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Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window

Someone who's even weirder behind closed doors / who outdid themself.
Person 1: Did you hear about what James did?! That dude's wild!! I always knew he wasn't right in the head.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Whom smokes a cabinet, drinks a window.
by Elderflower_sickness May 25, 2023
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Window Dressing

When two females pull there meat sheets together while scissoring
I was never the same after I walked in and found my girlfriend and step mom window dressing...
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Window Warrior

Window Warrior-

Someone that show signs of extreme paranoia.

Could be complications from having a paranoid personality, drug induced paranoia, paranoid schizophrenia, or can actually be the truth; an aftermath of paranoia may present itself for victims and survivors.

The term window warrior was from people with paranoia standing watch oftenly looking through a window. Can turn aggressive for any perceived threats.

The objection does differ from criminals, victims and survivors, to a persecuted minority watching windows looking for any signs of an opposition, predators, to even signs of oppression.
Becky- "That guy has been in his front yard all day." (while peeping outside through the blinds.)

Terry- "Omg you are such a window warrior."
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
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Windows

"Hey james, windows sucks, use linux"
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A window seat

To be fired from a FIFO position.
When you are fired you get on the next plane out of town, which is empty because it's not fly out day. So luck you, you get the window seat.
Oh did you here about Robbo?

Yeah, I hear they gave him a window seat.
by Nah, Yeah nah June 15, 2023
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