cross watcher

In tarot culture

When you watch a reading to find something out about someone else from their signs perspective.

“My ex is an Aries so I cross watched the Aries reading.”

“I’m an Aquarius but I’m watching Leo’s reading because that’s my friends sign, I’m cross watching by watching Leo.”

“She’s a cross watcher. She watches other people’s signs.”

by skyguy777 October 25, 2023

flake watch

When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.

I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch

by splat1234 November 8, 2023

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

Winge Watching

When you watch a TV series, only to moan about how awful it is... while you watch it anyways.

"Oh it was definately crap, but I had a good laugh winge watching it all"

by Kingyd November 19, 2023

bsd watcher

a mentally ill person who watches a show/ reads a book called bungo stray dogs.

“Hey I’m a bsd watcher!”

“Get therapy.”

by ad._ee December 10, 2023

just watch the damn show

When your getting on someone’s nerves while they’re watching tv

Lil David : saying stupid shit

Bubba : JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!

by Shitting with the door open January 4, 2024

cock watchman

a gay security guard

i almost got caught breaking into a building but lucky for me the guard was a cock watchman so i just flopped out my dong and he let me go.

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024