talluri

A fat dumbass who loves to Chick-fil-A.

Stop being suck a talluri.

by Tblade123 August 18, 2024

tally whacker

synonyms- long john, peter, drake

antonyms- punani, vegeta, WAP

He sent me a picture of his tally whacker and it was so tiny

by definitionsforu101 April 29, 2024

tallywacker snacker

Someone who is a total slut for giving blow-jobs.

Yo, I totally busted you know who doing you know what last night. I knew he was a tallywacker snacker! I told you!

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024

Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.

“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp December 31, 2024

Tally Hall

One of the greatest bands to exist. Their music is ubsurd and awsome and the band hails from Ann Arbor, Michigan. The band consists of five guys in coloured ties. Joe Hawley, red tie, Zubin Sedghi, blue tie, Rob Cantor (my favourite teehee), yellow tie, Ross Federman, grey/gray tie, Andrew Horowitz, green tie. Overall, they make awsome music, go check them out.

They have two studio albums, Marvin’s Marvellous Mechanical Museum (Notable songs: The Ruler of Everything, Hidden in the Sand, The Biddong.) & Good & Evil (Notable songs: Turn the Lights Off, &)

They are on hiatus ‼️DO NOT HARASS THE MEMBERS‼️ and they very much existed >:(

Tally Hall is a good band

by Esthermatronic 1.0 January 5, 2025

Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

tallpines

The curse from Bobby's purse that makes you call into work

I'm sorry you had to experience tallpines, I hope everythings ok.

by Countrycousin69 February 27, 2025