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your a snake 

if someone tell the police a crime you done you say to them your a snake
your a snake by uknown hustler November 15, 2013

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake 

Quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake
A group of people are standing round a table with only say, one cake left and someone would say "I saw him eye up that cake and he was straight in there, quick as a mouse, sneaky as a snake"

Mong Snake 

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
Mong Snake by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011

solid snake 

to sneak in a girls house with a erection in a skin tight suit unnoticed and bang here.
dude i was so like solid snake last night to have sex with my girl.

arabian snake 

Using a snake preferably fanged as a dildo on your partner
Jake Arabian snaked Tyler saderup
arabian snake by drob75 May 26, 2015

blanket snake 

What's that moving under the blanket?

Oh, it's just my blanket snake.
blanket snake by Sensual Ninja October 22, 2015