Gave them the mattress pump

To reveal to someone you’re engaged

“I wanted to take her by surprise revealing my ring so i gave them the mattress pump”

by socialelitist666 September 27, 2025

pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023

Sweetie Pumps

A term of endearment for the stylish individual that wears nice shoes.

Also can be used in a flirtatious way with your intimate partner.

Boy: "I gotta run, thanks for last night."

Girl: "No, thank you, Sweetie Pumps!"

by Bunni428 March 1, 2010

PUMP TIME!

a time when JCU throwers go way too hard on the weights.

I totally just threw up from all that PUMP TIME!

Lou loves lifting, hes such a PUMP TIME! whore.

by PUMP TIME April 22, 2011

Pump and Treat

The act where one guy cums into another persons butt and then procedes to rythmically compress the recipients abdomen, imitating a pump.

Environmental Engineer: "We had a leak the other day… had to initialize a pump and treat."
Other guy: "Same, gave the missus the ol' Pump and Treat the other day."
Environmental Engineer: "Wat? That's not what I meant in the slightest…"

by bertyvogt August 10, 2018

Pumping Chili

Vomiting violently.

"Where's Ralph?"
"Oh he's in the bathroom pumping chili. He had a wild night."

"Yo, this guy's pumping some mad chili."

by Jn17 October 3, 2013

Pumping

Guyanese word for male masturbation

Pumping like skunt

by anonymous January 3, 2022