Definitions by mplougj

Blue Pump-Shotgun 

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.

Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!

Blue Pump-Shotgun by mplougj November 24, 2023

Anal-bender 

A gay male who acts stupid and foolish in an argument or heated situation.

Inspired by the word "Airbender".

Gay male: "Are you sad that I talk to more girls than you do?"
You: "Shut the fuck up anal-bender."

Anal-bender by mplougj January 15, 2022