IPFW

Indiana University-Purdue University, Fort Wayne (IN)

-Also known as:
"I Paid for What?" or "I'm Pretty Freakin Worthless"
-Mascot: a dead elephant (the mastodon)
-Nearly 12,000 students ranging in age from 14 to 79
-Only 190 academic programs
-As seen in the school newspaper ad for the military: "Now that you got a degree, get an education"...that should be the school motto.
-The only school where they can't even get all the clocks to tell the same time, not to mention the right time

Person 1: I think I'm going to go to IPFW for college.
Person 2: You would be learn more in preschool...I know, I go to IPFW!!!!!!

by 'alumni' November 19, 2009

ipod

Small device which can hold (depending on the model) up to 10,000 songs. Most likely owned by 50% of high school students. It is the most popular mp3 player. In fact, if you're looking up the meaning to the word "ipod" in this dictionary, you probably live on an un-inhabited island. That, or you yourself just too poor to buy one, and are making yourself feel better by reading hate definitions, posted by OTHER poor/cheap people.

Bob: Is that an ipod?
Joe:Uh..Yeah.
Bob: That's completely mainstream, man. I can't believe you even wanna be SEEN with that piece of shit.
Joe:Can't afford one?
Bob:..Yup.

by Deana June 11, 2006

ipodulate

The act of updating tracks on an ipod

I asked my son to ipodulate some tracks for me.

by David Duff December 30, 2008

ipse switchit

Something given much merit by a seller but not proven to work as well as the buyer's first choice. A "bait-and-switch" tactic. Punning on the legal term "ipse dixit" (something asserted but unproven) and "Ipswich".

That home electronics store really rooked me on the MP3 player. They gave me one that cost me more than the one I really wanted, and this one doesn't sound as good. Looks like a case of ipse switchit!

by pentozali October 9, 2007

ipogi

funny sound used by crazy people when they are angry.a very cool sound which is very hard to master and requires years and years of practice. some are born with the talent while others must spend years of training.

mark: guess what
crazy person: what?
mark: CHICKEN BUTT! HAHA
crazy person: ipogi!
mark: wow thats a cool sound. i wish i could do it. can you teach me?
crazy person: ahh. ooga booga ipogi.
mark: i take that as a no...

by aktghalkhfksd March 8, 2008

ipod

It is a mp3 device made by apple that has a sleek design and has a high cost. the ipod can be a negavitve thing but if you take care of it then it will last just like mine 5 years and it is still running well and nothing really will happen and then it can be a good thing

How to take care of it
1. wait till the battery completely drains out then charge it so the battery life will last longer

2. if you dont want it to scratch then buy a cheep or expensive plastic sticker to cover the screen or you can buy a fair price of $10-25 rubber cover

3. If itunes asks you if you want a new update you take it so it itunes wont crash and also if you need to update your ipod then do it so it is compatible to your itunes

4. the obvious one dont drop it crush it or squish it

if you follow these steps then it will last just like mine

john: hey i got an ipod
jane: cool hey you know how to take care of it right?
john: i think

by JAnieSayHuh February 25, 2009

ipod

ipod meaning i-pee-o.d

Karen: "Hey spell ipod"
Justin: "i pee o.d?"
Karen: "Lol damn!"

by ayoitzmiiduh January 30, 2010