Indiana University-Purdue University, Fort Wayne (IN)

-Also known as:
"I Paid for What?" or "I'm Pretty Freakin Worthless"
-Mascot: a dead elephant (the mastodon)
-Nearly 12,000 students ranging in age from 14 to 79
-Only 190 academic programs
-As seen in the school newspaper ad for the military: "Now that you got a degree, get an education"...that should be the school motto.
-The only school where they can't even get all the clocks to tell the same time, not to mention the right time
Person 1: I think I'm going to go to IPFW for college.
Person 2: You would be learn more in preschool...I know, I go to IPFW!!!!!!
by 'alumni' November 20, 2009
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