glowstone

glowstone is a block in minecraft. glowstone is a block that glows and it is found in the nether which you get to by making a nether portal.

ed and mark: *playing minecraft*
ed: mark can you help me make lights in my house

mark: sure. glowstone works great!

by shithead gerard July 7, 2019

globujobbulus

when something or someone looks, tastes, smells, feels, or sounds so amazing that it is out of this world

The lobster we ate yesterday was globujobbulus.

by moo&jobster July 17, 2019

Glow Plugging

When you bite open a glowstick and get all the liquid in your mouth then proceed to stick your tongue in your boyfriends ass

He got smashed at the rave and started glow plugging Tom Brady

by Stool_on_the_stoop August 26, 2019

Gloph

The art of getting glowsticks inserted into one's anus.

My anus was glophed by many glowsticks.

by The Shining One August 31, 2019

Glory Slide

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.

I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.

by Russell Dust December 15, 2019

Glorgoknightus

The Planet Zorgans sexual transmitted disease known as glorgoknightus. It is deadly and can effect humans mostly black people but does happen to a few white people. A person who has glorgoknightus will develop twisted hair that’s ugly as fuck but will soon eat the people around him.

Alien 1: Yeah I passed my glorgoknightus to some black guy
Alien 2: Damn

by DaddyChill666 January 8, 2020

Globbing

The act of a man expelling his load into a woman after a long period without masterbation.

Justin didn’t wank for a weak because he knew a good globbing would feel so much better!

by PRlMEE January 16, 2020