CROTCH BOGGLE

When a person grabs a man by the balls and gazes into the very being of his soul.
Evan got crotch boggled by the cologne guy in the restroom.
by Saikosekai November 22, 2019
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Corn crotch

What my room smells like to my drunk mother apparently
by dipper223 January 24, 2021
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Camp Crotch

When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.
So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"

He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
by Bitchtitties December 18, 2020
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Crotch gloss

Crotch gloss is the fluid that is emitted from a females private parts.
I would never try on a bathing suit without underwear and exchange crotch gloss with an untold amount of other women
by Trixie Snell July 05, 2021
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crotch burp

1) When a woman expels air from her nether regions, otherwise known as a queef.

2) When someone belches while performing oral sex.
Me and my girl smashed so hard last night that she laid a wicked crotch burp when she got off me.
by Hsilak July 08, 2018
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crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 07, 2021
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crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina
1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!
by lollerfishy June 23, 2011
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