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Cunt Block

When one female or male blocks another female from getting hers.

When one female prevents another female from getting her "sexy on" or prevents her from sexualy advanceing with another.

Can be done by accident but is rarely so.
"Gal, why did you have to come up her and stand next to me and start chatting with him while I was chatting with him? You just cunt blocked me from my game."

"Hey, You blocked my cock so now I am cunt blocking you."
by ~Ink aka Fantasy October 12, 2006
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fat cunt

what a married man needs to call his overweight wife when taking her from behind just to get off.
The first time called my wife a fat} cunt, i was so afraid but I came so hard--now it is just like her nickname. Our son loves to call her a fat cunt, too.

Most wives become fat cunts by the time they reach aged 40 and each eventually comes to accept that truth.
by the Fireworks Guy November 2, 2010
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Doss Cunt

Something Francis Begbie likes to say.
Begbie: Did you bring the cards?
Sick Boy: What?
Begbie: The cards, the last thing I told you was to mind the cards!
Sick Boy: Well, I've not brought them.
Begbie: It's fucking boring after a while without the cards.
Sick Boy: I'm sorry.
Begbie: Bit fucking late, like.
Sick Boy: Why didn't *you* bring them?
Begbie: 'CAUSE I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO BRING THEM, YOU DOSS CUNT!!!
Sick Boy: ...Christ.
by BlAzefAsT December 30, 2003
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cunt monkey

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.
James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"
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Cunt Bark

Dried semen on a nasty vagina.
Jon: So when did you find out she was a total whore?

Sam: When I saw that cunt bark I was instantly like "Uh-oh! She's a ho!"
by MantisToboggan November 26, 2010
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Cunt Stilts

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.
Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!
by Lance.Pimpstrong June 21, 2010
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Cunt Mop

Shit, my gums are bleeding again! Quick, pass me a Cunt Mop!
by aloicious69 March 17, 2009
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