Mercy Dollar

A Mercy Dollar is a single Dollar that you give to an Ugly Stripperat a Strip Club so that she goes away.
Dude, just give her a Mercy Dollar or she's just going to keep standing there and we'll never see the hot strippers
by Lance.Pimpstrong August 31, 2015
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Phone Pot

Two friends. Male and/or Female smoking weed together while on the phone.
Friend #1. Hey Do you want to have some phone pot and watch cartoons?

Friend #2. Oh yeah. I'm gonna blaze up right now. Are you ready?

Friend #1 Let's do this!
by Lance.Pimpstrong January 04, 2010
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Dildo Hospice

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice
by Lance.Pimpstrong August 16, 2015
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Cunt Stilts

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.
Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!
by Lance.Pimpstrong June 19, 2010
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