Definitions by Lance.Pimpstrong

Mercy Dollar

A Mercy Dollar is a single Dollar that you give to an Ugly Stripperat a Strip Club so that she goes away.

Dude, just give her a Mercy Dollar or she's just going to keep standing there and we'll never see the hot strippers

Mercy Dollar by Lance.Pimpstrong October 14, 2015

Dildo Hospice 

An elderly woman's Vagina.

That lady is so old her vagina is her dildo hospice

Dildo Hospice by Lance.Pimpstrong September 23, 2015

Cunt Stilts 

Cunt Stilts can also be referred to as female legs but in more of a derogatory way. Just like you wouldn't call a women a Cunt you wouldn't call her legs Cunt Stilts.

Dude#1: "Hey look at that hottie over there!" "Nice legs!"
Dude#2 "Man she looks like a stuck up cunt. Those aren't legs! They're cunt stilts. Let her hobble out of here on those Cunt Stilts before my pimp hand gets too strong!

Cunt Stilts by Lance.Pimpstrong June 21, 2010

Phone Pot 

Two friends. Male and/or Female smoking weed together while on the phone.

Friend #1. Hey Do you want to have some phone pot and watch cartoons?

Friend #2. Oh yeah. I'm gonna blaze up right now. Are you ready?

Friend #1 Let's do this!

Phone Pot by Lance.Pimpstrong January 4, 2010