crust-adjuster

the little knob on the toaster that makes you think you are in control

I like my toast dark so I use the crust-adjuster knob

crust-adjuster by jestercat November 20, 2010

Crustalo

A juggalo/crust punk. Combines the worst of both worlds: heroin/malt liquor dependancy, poor hygiene, cutoff patched JNCO or trip pants, flourescent dreaded hair, clown makeup, ICP jewelry, and the worst taste in music imaginable: grindcore, pop-punk and Psychopathic Records recording artists.

I was walking around Belle Isle yesterday and saw a whole bunch of crustalos making sidewalk slammers with Steel Reserve and Faygo.

Crustalo by relliknatas July 3, 2012

crustaceanism 

The belief in the existence of a Crab God in the after life, said afterlife contains no hell only five tiers of heaven.
Popular variants include different Crustacean idols but do not branch off main ideals, e.g Lobster God.

Sally may be a great person, but her disbelief in Crustaceanism limits her to 2nd Crab Heaven and below.

crustaceanism by Crab God February 26, 2019

dirt crust 

a crusty ass shirt that a fat chick where to expose her belly

yo look at that fat chick she's dirt crusting it up it that wife beater tuck under her bra

dirt crust by johnny lighting October 3, 2009

Rice crust 

Rice crust is the tiny speck of sperm that gets left inside the urethra just at the tip of your penis after you ejaculate. Over time, it hardens up and blocks the inside of the urethra. As a result, when you go to pee the next morning, you have a pee-splosion as the pressures rips the solidified piece of ejaculate out of your penis leading to a sharp pain.

Yo man, I spiderman-ed the bitch last night! Although, I paid for it the next day with a rice crust in my penis. Karma is a bitch, I say!

Rice crust by biGGieboo February 24, 2011

Dildo crusting 

Dildo crusting is a term used to describe a dildo being stuck in a woman or mans ass and the person takes a rubber spatula and goes around the inside of their anal cavity attempting to push out the dildo. Therefore "crusting" the anus and pulling out the dildo.

I had to do some dildo crusting after me and my girlfriend tried to be fweaky

Dildo crusting by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

Jack Cristy 

Can't even spell my last name retard eshay. He just tells the truth you don't bother him he won't bother.
Accept please search it up in urban dictionary person

Jack Cristy why you tryna bother him your get outsmarted

Jack Cristy by HuxChrist June 12, 2019