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Thank you for flying dream airlines
Our only passenger,
The lady in blue.

Even though your trip ended with tears…
Tears of Sadness, heartbreak and embarrassment
If it you didn’t believe it was him on here
Your heart would have never gone there…

There… a place of an incredible love…
A love words can’t describe…
A love that has you follow your heart, no matter how stupid or unreasonable it may seem.
A love that shines from you and pushes any clouds away…
Welcome back to reality…

A love …
Even now…
I am thankful I experienced!
A little more when I am not feeling like a crazy semi silent stalker:(

Loving him…
It will never stop…
He will always be the one…
I am just not his…
by Time2024 February 8, 2025
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do it cunt, I dare you.

at the pub - come on, do it cunt, I dare you.
by kam75xx April 26, 2024
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I u say b

If you stare at the sun you'll go blind 👌
I u say b?
You'll shoot you eye out kid.
by MineOwedWu's June 29, 2021
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I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where
by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023
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I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
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Can I get 300 likes

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention
by A fucking fagget June 5, 2019
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