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Morning wood 

When you get a boner in the morning (mostly at 6:00 AM)
Man i got that Morning wood this sucks
now im horny
i gotta check my sock and computer
*30 mins later*
Ah, satisfied.
something all the middle schoolers do including me cause it’s funny and something also used is sexual behavior
Josh: *moans daddy*
The whole class *moaning*
Moaning by daddyaxalotl May 4, 2022

moonnight 

It’s a tv series from Disney plus :)
Moonnight

Morning hood 

A females version of morning wood.
I woke up this morning and had a case of the morning hood.
Morning hood by Bronn22 May 18, 2022

Morning Wood 

Your morning boner, for boys.
Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.
Morning Wood by jiminsloml May 20, 2022
Something that people in porn overexaggerate.
Bitch why tf you moaning so much he's literally just eating cheese
Moaning by I’m not here. June 7, 2022