When you are having sex and you pull out, call the girl a virgin, and then stick it in the other hole; Then finish and say "Ah I needed this"
Dude did you hear what happened last night? No! Bro I gave Chloe a dirty Matt McLaughlin Last night.
by BootiePoker January 26, 2024
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a guy that will definitely have an affair with someone (a realtor), and in the same marriage, get disorderly conduct with a weapon while intoxicated. He also only runs on black coffee and liquor.
by Narcissisticfather69 April 5, 2023
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Matt can say nigger
by MattDaNigga April 8, 2023
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Girl 1: I love matt but i'm too scared cuz he probably has so much play.
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
Matt: Please i'm desperate i can bench like 3x my body weight
boy 3: he has massive balls
Girl 1: Ok, I will go suck them
by townandorcountry April 23, 2023
Get the Matt mug.At first they seem to be very quite, but when they do talk they shed insight. You immediately know your dealing with someone who poses a great deal of intelligence. has his group he hangs with but seems to not really care for them, as he often times is preoccupied with his girl friend. plays sports has a chill demeanor and overall a really nice guy. you never really get to know him though although you've been friends with him for years. that's because his very quite and revered individual it doesn't bother you as become friends with him you learn to respect that that's just the way he is.
Person 1) i known Matt for years it still feels like I don't know him
Person 2) yea his a revered man still chill dude to be friends with
Person 2) yea his a revered man still chill dude to be friends with
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