I have spoken!
An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue
I have spoken! by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009
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I burn you?
It’s a romantic saying in a Dreamnotfound fanfic, tbh the most romantic thing in my opinion. If someone says this they like you ;)
I burn you? by secretteller123 January 14, 2021
I said what I said
Doubling down on a controversial statement you previously made. Making it very clear that you have zero regrets over what you said, the statement remains factual and therefore you will not be apologizing to any persons offended by your valid opinions.
Kandi: So you saying my mama is low in the gutter ?!
Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?
Kandi: WELL you implied it!
Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!
Nene: Did I say she was low in the gutter? Did I write that she was low in the gutter ?
Kandi: WELL you implied it!
Nene: no I SAID WHAT I SAID!! ….And I ain’t changing on it!
I said what I said by Abbifranch January 22, 2022
I'm going to take my ball and go home!
I want to be in control of the situation and if I can't then no one is going to be allowed to be happy about the outcome.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
The expression comes from the playground where one kid, the one who owns the soccer ball or basket ball, doesn't get his way in the game. If he doesn't get his way then he gets mad and punishes those who are unwilling to accept his mandate. He does this my taking his ball and going home thus ending the game and any fun the participants were having.
The expression "I'm going to take my ball and go home" when directed at an individual is used to illustrate the individual's immaturity when that person can't get his way and no longer wants to be a participant in the conversation or a contributor to solving a problem.
Billy: "Its my solution or this meeting is over and I'm out of here. You guys will just have to work this weekend without me to fix the problem."
Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
Suzie: "Billy sounds like a little brat who says: I'm going to take my ball and go home!"
I'm going to take my ball and go home! by SyberTiger December 7, 2009
I'd smash
Pronunciation: Eyed Smash
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"
Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
Function: Vernacular, Expressive Phrase
Etymology: From "I'd hit it"
Used to express when someone wishes to sleep with an attractive member of the opposite sex.
I'll Slap You Into Next Week
To slap someone so hard that they fly into the next week. One might ask how this is possible and it is simple. You would have to smack someone so hard that their entire body would accelerate past the speed of light. Consequently, they would be traveling in time, assumably into the future. As a result, they would be slapped into next week!
I'll Slap You Into Next Week by Iconoklastic~ April 4, 2010
i'm never drinking again
A commonly used phrase by people who drink and wake up the next morning with a hangover and a feeling of regret from all the stupid things you said/did the night before.
Bob: Dude I drank waaay too much and now I've got a headache and I made a total ass out of myself last night
Dan: No shit dude, I'm never drinking again
Dan: No shit dude, I'm never drinking again
i'm never drinking again by Shawn3356278 February 20, 2006