Armie Hammer

A human eating man.

“Oi stop being Armie Hammer bro”

by Tdizzle26 January 21, 2021

Hammer P

1.One Who Is Insane, Incorrect, Or One Who Just Dosen't Give A Shit

2. Mortal Enemy Of Tycoon

3. Thinks All Mods Suck

No. You Have Not Got The Insanity To Be At My Level...

by Hammer P October 25, 2004

hammance

Derived from the word hammered; to be in a state of exceptional drunkenness.

Hey Daryl, care for a hammance?

by alalalalal July 22, 2008

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006

Hammer Storm

Another term for gangbang, referring to many cocks.

Sheila's feeling sore today, she went out with the football team last night and got caught in a hammer storm.

by Colin Pattullo November 2, 2006

hammer

a big mistake. A catostrophe of epic proportions that will cause the responsible party to get in serious trouble. From the shortened phrase "you would have been better off to throw a hammer into it!"

Ex 1 Dude, you really hammered last night...you need to stay at my place while the dust settles?

Ex 2 "What happened to Joe?"
"He got fired because he hammered the big order."

by stasis___ January 27, 2007

hammer

when you excrete feces, the end product is shaped like the head of a hammer. it can hurt.

oh man, i ate so much pizza last night i hammered and it hurt like a motha f***er

by fartface January 27, 2008