What really bites my goat 

Another way of saying "What really annoys me..."

What really bites my goat is a person who wears socks with sandals.

What really bites my goat by JuneBug_1776 August 29, 2010

Nanny Goat

A know it all. Someone who insist on being right and will go to any means to prove that they are correct. Nanny goats hold a wealth of information but can be confused with pretentiuos by those unfamiliar with nanny goatisms. Nanny goats are often misunderstood because of their eagerness to share all they know.

Meg was right again. She is always having nanny goat moments.

Nanny Goat by terpin October 7, 2011

blind goat 

a goat that that does not have the luxury of vision. if a farmer was to have a choice between two of them it would be a really tough decision.

1. it is difficult to choose between two blind goats.
2. you: hey whats that blinded billy goats name?
farmer: that's arnot.

blind goat by porpoise September 26, 2005

the goat 

when you tuck your balls and your dick between your legs and bend over as a form of a prank to show your friends

I bent over and gave the goat to my buddy Grant when he came through the apartment door.

the goat by bossassbitch1995 June 13, 2015

Mountain Goat

Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.

If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.

Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"

Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."

Mountain Goat by Freckletastic November 26, 2010

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. 

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat. by come along pond November 26, 2011

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat 

horny

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat by tracy September 6, 2003