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When two girls have sex with one dildo facing away from eachother.
Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating
by Kellllllllllllllllllls April 27, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.
by BigBootyJo June 14, 2015
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When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain
Guy 1: Dude that exchange student hailey is in hospital
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed
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A mountain goat is name after “thee Roy Thomson fae Granton/ Cali kartel

Roy Thomson’s legacy will be forever known as being second best to king Jordan the first of Horizon.

Roy went through his whole life battling the fact he simply wasn’t good enough to compete with Jordan at superior level
by King Jordan of horizon December 12, 2019
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When men assemble in a human pyramid, but put their testicles and dick through their legs so it looks like a goat. Hence, mountain goat is a mountain of people in this 'goat' position. It is often done inside a room and used to shock a person walking into the room.
by dillon jagersky March 28, 2008
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Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.

If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"

Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
by Freckletastic November 23, 2010
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