Cheese Toast 

The single most powerful being to ever exist. The creator of all. According to cheesism it is one of 3 gods. Cheese Toast, Stone Cold, and Chuck Norris.

"Dude if you mess with me, Cheese Toast will smite you!"

Cheese Toast by Pawel Szczenaik November 30, 2007

cheese dick 

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

cheese dick by The Swindler May 13, 2005

cheese weasel 

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.

cheese weasel by GoinHAM March 2, 2008

cheese dick 

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

cheese dick by Mace from Spiffeh land September 4, 2008

Cheese Tits 

the condition in which the breasts have become so aged that the milk therein has curdled into cheese.

"Dude, that blue-hair has some nasty-ass cheese tits."

"Cheese tits...on the prowl."

Cheese Tits by Molybdenum Bromide November 13, 2009

cheese pizza

when two girls and one guy take off their clothes. one girl bends over onto the bed face first while the other girl and the guy fuck hard,really hard. the guy pulls out before he can cum to let the girl he was just fucking gush out blood all over the girls ass who was laying on the bed the guy then cums on the girls ass creating a cheese pizza

Jessica and Anthony gave that girl a nasty cheese pizza.

cheese pizza by Max O. May 30, 2008

Cheese Head 

A word used to describe simple minded Wisconsinites who can't seem to realize the defects of their state.

Look at that cheese head rooting for the packers even though the bears clearly kicked their ass this year.

Cheese Head by Miss Pink18 September 20, 2006