Definitions by GoinHAM

Hillbilly hand grenade 

An act of road rage in which a chewing tobacco user hurls an open canister "usually a soda bottle" full of aged, rancid tobacco spit at a fellow motorist, cyclist or pedestrian

Some asshole cut me off on the way to work so I chucked a hillbilly hand grenade into his open window.

Hillbilly hand grenade by GoinHAM December 11, 2013

cheese weasel 

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.

Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.

cheese weasel by GoinHAM March 2, 2008