train spotting dump

A fast-coming, better get to a toilet in 10 seconds or less or it’s gonna be running down my leg, shit.

I was eating some greasy fish and chips and all of a sudden I had to take a train spotting dump.

by KPS Alumni March 26, 2013

plastic dump truck

When your partner wraps plastic wrap around your melon and shits on yo' face.

I got hot and steamy when I gave Cheddar Bob the plastic dump truck.

by PorkyPyg December 23, 2007

One Dump Chump

A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.

My husband takes forever to bust a nut but once he does he's a One Dump Chump.

by janessa107 April 30, 2017

Killer scorpion dumpings

A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.

"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."

by Rechan December 28, 2008

dump trucked

In first person shooters, to take a shotgun blast to the chest.

I though I had him beat, but then he turned around and dump trucked my ass.

by Hovdaholic June 22, 2007

Scoop Dump Chisel

The act of scooping a breast then duming it and then grabbing like the chiseling of clay

Oh adam scoop dump chisel me!

by bc2k12 May 2, 2011

DUMP 'N' RUN

The art of passing wind in a crowded and confined area, but managing to exit without suspicion before the stench hits the innocent and unsuspecting by standers.

After successfully downloading a world class stinker in the Asda bread aisle, Zak fled the scene and on exit gave Nicki the regulation warning "Do not go into aisle 5! I just carried out a grade A dump 'n' run!" To which Nicki turned and moved swiftly away.

by Hotsauceonmyburrito May 26, 2010