captain ahab

A person who has a particular affection for large white women. Referencing Melvill's novel Moby Dick.
My friend Tyrone is a huge Captain Ahab. He hangs out around Jenny Craig on Friday nights.
by Hovdaholic June 01, 2007
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dump trucked

In first person shooters, to take a shotgun blast to the chest.
I though I had him beat, but then he turned around and dump trucked my ass.
by Hovdaholic June 01, 2007
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