Blue Waffle

An insult to guys, saying he has "blue balls" or basically no balls.

Oh, that guy! He is such a blue waffle!

by InsideGirl May 14, 2011

Waffle Iron

Occurs when a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman, but instead of ejaculating in her vagina he pulls out his penis and ejaculates on her face. He then grabs her by the back of her head with one hand, grabs his scrotum with his other, and uses his sack to smear the semen around her face, simulating waffle batter in a waffle iron.

Works best from missionary position.
Doggy also works if she has long enough hair that you can grab and pull her head back, just be careful not to knee your woman in the back of the head when your getting in your jizzin' position!

Waffle Iron

by SwampRat92 March 8, 2011

Belgian Waffle

A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.

Dude, I totally gave that chick a Belgian Waffle. She ate that mess up like she was starving!

by JGTLBB February 11, 2014

waffle mugger

(verb) to shove waffles in ones anus. that eat it out with no hands

frank and pat did some "waffle mugging" later that day

dude, "waffle mugger" is fucked up

by faggenspackle December 21, 2008

Wafficist

–noun
1. a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various types of waffle determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one's own waffle is superior and has the right to rule others.

2. a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.

3. hatred or intolerance of another waffle or other types of waffles.

4. Julie Ann N

Julie Ann is a wafficist, she wouldn't allow the waffle to be shared with other people.

by SBKeLe January 6, 2010

Waffle Blue

A dark shade of blue most often applied to the common STD "Blue Waffle."

Britney- My favorite color is Waffle Blue!
Adoring Fan- Ewww, you have one?!
Britney- Huh?

by Assburgerzz? August 24, 2010

Waffleberry

Waffleberry is a pudding that is made from white chocolate, raspberries and Waffles. It tends to have a mixed audience, and has become a popular worldwide family recipe.

Daniel: Can we Put the Waffleberry on yet?
Everyone else: No.

by Dpowell November 17, 2011