Text Swag

the ability to get an individual to open up sexually through social platforms like facebook/BBM/whatsapp/iMessage which leads to sexual encounters without getting to go on a date.

Yo dawg shawty went down son! I dont know shawty but she felt my text swag and gave it up!

by dycejones December 15, 2011

Text items

Items made by text. Best used in texting with phones that you can't send pics with

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Teen 1:u r good at making text items
Teen 2:thx

by Avery monkey butt January 15, 2012

textahol

What textaholics get drunk on. Textahol is what they are addicted to.

He had a fifth of textahol last night. 200 texts.

by Rickster999 March 9, 2012

Textashot

When you and another cell phone user text pictures of yourself doing a shot and then call your friend and engage in a dial a shot

My brother was feeling lonely so he sent me a textashot. two minutes later he and I were doing a dial a shot.

by NickyLags October 5, 2012

Textabulous

When a person receives extremely good new via text message. ie; winning a contest, birth of a new baby in your family, your 35 yr old son texts you that he is moving out your house, etc...

I just got a text telling me that I won the shopping spree at Walmart! Isn't that textabulous?!

by Ronniebgood22 November 29, 2012

Text Barrier

The invisible wall made of nervousness and/or fear of embarrassment that prevents you from texting someone.

Hey dude, I finally overcame the text barrier and texted that hot girl I met last week.

Girl 1: The guy I like texted me last night and we had a whole conversation!
Girl 2: Good for you, the text barrier has been broken!

I said something really embarrassing to Tanya the other night and now there's a text barrier between us.

by LOLrobots August 1, 2012

textarrhea

The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.

Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"

Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."

by zzajlatem September 26, 2012