Dead Luca

5,2 suited or not, one of the most powerful starting hands in Texas Hold 'em. It's been busting KK and AA for ages yet few know it's mind-boggling power.

Oh man, you busted the Sik with the DL? Awesome.

by Gordon Zola July 11, 2005

Dead Family

A family which is dead. no further said

John: I have a sporty family!
Jane: I have a smart family!
Jessica Disappointment: I have a dead family.

by SmidgeDaCat1010 May 4, 2020

dead cheerleader

A cheerleader after a football team doses her with acid then makes her play center all night.

Me and the guys had a dead cheerleader over last night.

by fiendo slackmacker November 28, 2003

dead vaginas

what you get your old lady, "instead of" flowers (actually, the flowers ARE dead vaginas, just a different name for them), when either she wouldn't give it up OR laid there like a corpse whilst copulating

"man, last night Edna was so cold that when she spread her legs the furnace kicked on, so this morning I figured I'd tell her thanks by picking up a baker's dozen of some really nice dead vaginas on the way home."

by Steve Hagar December 14, 2008

dead ass

something that smells really really really bad, a combo of smelling dead and smelling like ass

"Dear god it smells like dead ass in the bathroom."

by Alex December 9, 2003

dead kennedys

The Dead Kennedys are a great punk band that was formed by East Bay Ray (the guitarist) putting an ad out for a singer. Soon they formed a whole band and after a year they got a new drummer and their second guitarist had to leave (something about a disabilty, not much is known). Their lyrics were more against the (at the time) current leaders and normal behavior than anything else. Also, after they got back together, contrary to what some people might say, they're better off without Jello Biafra because he proclaimed himself an anarchist but didn't support anarchy and also when it was found that the band was underpaid $79,000 he kept it for himself to boost his own career. He is a great singer but a horrible person, and they're much better off because now they have a singer that grew up listening to them.

Don't believe me? Search the Dead Kennedys and check out their site then go to links and click DK v ATR, it explains it all. Oh yeah, obey them? Wow, you really get their music /sarcasm.

by paul700 July 29, 2006

Dead Shits

Shits that are dead.

These is some dead shits right here!

by PoliteScarf November 16, 2017