Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances
-Must have bare puck or LAX skillz
-You must be from the beaches
-You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there
-You must yell "ball squad" every other minute
-You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig
-You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above)
-Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers
-Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow
*****DO NOT FORGET*****
-Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.

ball squad is life.

by ballsquad July 31, 2015

patrick ball

a game were you flick a pen into a gap often between gas taps fishcakes and Kris agar are not good enough for the premier league.

i just came back from playing a game of Patrick ball.

by j leafy November 29, 2016

sweaty balls

Sweaty balls, just like sweaty boobs, are when u r running around and your balls are suddenly COVERED in a wet substance. Is it pee? no. Is it cum? no.
u have been diagnosed with a nice case of sweaty balls. to stop the sweaty balls, you must soak it in a cup of cocaine, a bucket if your narsty, then agressively massage the balls. agressively is doctor recommended. also u can get a love partner to massage them for you. if you have a special lover, you can also get a free crispy creme!! (not the donut)
oh yeah one more thing: u don't have to be a boy to have sweaty balls (if u know what I mean) *wink *wink

OMG whats on my balls!!
calm down, u just have a case of sweaty balls. come with me and we will get them figured out, i know a guy, who knows a guy.

thanks bro.
i'll also put in a free crispy creme *wink

by Jmurr227 October 14, 2021

ball snapper

Someone who irritates you so bad that your balls snap.
i.e. Tj Jackson

Boy Bob sure has turned into a real ball snapper!

by lays2 May 16, 2014

Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

Ball-Inclusive

When a girl is giving a blowjob and takes her guy's cock AND balls inside her mouth.

"Baby, this feels good, but I want the Ball-Inclusive!",

"Hey man I got the Ball-Inclusive upgrade last night!",

"That mouth is so big, that's definitely Ball-Inclusive".

by Commander Kenny October 12, 2012