pengshen

Fucking penis ass dick head. Copies all others jokes and over uses them.

I hate that guy he's a pengshen

by gsgvxfbvdgv October 21, 2019

Pengality

When a situation is looking rather nice or peng

"Wow this party is going really well. I didn’t expect this much people to turn up. This is quite the pengality"
"What a pengality! I won the lottery"

by IssLee December 31, 2019

PENGUIN

A person who has a complete lack of intelegence whatsoever even to the point of being actually inept

"Ross, is a penguin."

by Yourcreepyuncle January 12, 2020

Penguin

when your dick is almost straight up in a erection.

Dude1 damn he got da penguin
Dude2 that penguin rivals mt everest

by Sir of Steel February 8, 2020

Penguin

BUSINESS GOOSE
Cold Christian Chicken Priest
Can Be A Chonker
Likes To Show Breasts by running at people with them in front of it.

ME: I would give a blowjob to a penguin
Everyone else: Yes

by DrinkBleachIfYouAreSad February 11, 2020

Penged

(Verb)
To get spooped by a penquin walking by your house at 3am.

Joe was Penged last night, he cried for hours on end.

by rexian February 27, 2020

Penguin shuffle

The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.

My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!

by pacmanboy March 11, 2020