Man Night

n. any night specifically dedicated to the bonding of bros or men and men specifically. can also be used to educate said men in web videos, classic movies from the 80's, video games, and sparkler bomb making.

Hey, man! You goin to man night tonight?

by Chris Boemler January 15, 2008

Package Man

Where the attackers in a FPS online game of 'Attack and Defend' are 'Owning' and decide to add more challenge to the game. The Attacker who is holding the 'Package' becomes the 'Package Man' and must defend him/herself from the defenders and his/her team members with pistols only. The winner is the one who can hold the 'Package' until the end of the game.

'Oh my god we are kicking thier asses!'
'We've got the package already and there is loads of time left!'
'PACKAGE MAN!!!'

by Dan Bob 89 March 1, 2009

man poop

a poop that takes longer than a woman's

Andrew is taking a man poop.

by Nikkihour December 16, 2014

simple man

A man who likes life simple. Wants one girl in his life, a few friends, a happy family, but can never have it. Hates essays, book reports, debates, calculus, some women, basically anything too complicated. He has already persevered, he just wants to chill with chill music with a chilled beverage on a chilly afternoon, watching the sunset. Wishes life wasn't complicated. He is most likely a libertarian.

"Yo, wtf is wrong with you? If everyone can do this, can't you?"
"Sorry bro, I'm just a simple man. I'm not good at this kind of stuff."

by ferociousbanana September 30, 2020

man boobs

HOO HOOS!!! also known as titsas, that are used for sqeezing and sexual pleasure for the male species. They can be various sizes and are edible.

"Drew boy has man boobs, they give him hapenis"

by Tits- Titi May 12, 2003

Company Man

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.

Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.

by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004

man cans

A term or description used to express that a man has large flabby droopy saggy flappy pectoral muscles that typically found on a fat person.

HAHA he's got man cans!

by Robert Kahn May 19, 2005