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Johnson middle school

A school where every one looks like a milk dud or a cracker vapes all in the bathroom weed emos :)
by Dean68421 November 4, 2021
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DogPoop Johnson

Somebody who doesn’t walk his dog and just smells like dogpoop 24/7 because his dog poops in the house a lot.
All his friends call
Him dogpoop Johnson because he never walks his dog. Fuck Dogpoop Johnson he always smells like shit!
by REGGIESHITS August 30, 2022
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Johnson

Johnson nickname for your penis
Is your name Johnson as in Johnson?
by stinkypickle May 30, 2018
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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
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SuiSon Johnson

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.
Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson
by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022
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johnson

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth
by tazee July 12, 2022
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Chappy Johnson

man i got a really Chappy Johnson from not showering all month
by SnoMEX May 24, 2018
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