Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.
1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!
by sour-puss July 4, 2007
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A San Franciscan who started playing at the age of 15. Now the lead guitarist in metallica Hammet is pushing the limits of guitarists. But one question why no solos on St. Anger?
by Mendoza October 28, 2003
Get the Kirk Hammett mug.'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"
by Triggermortis November 12, 2010
Get the Hammertime mug.1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
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(Upon walking into a room full of people guffawing and jumping on each other) What is this hammery!?
(Upon walking into a room full of people guffawing and jumping on each other) What is this hammery!?
by Jems November 25, 2005
Get the hammery mug.Dude, are we going to Hammerdog the rest of this keg? Or, we Hammerdogged the crap out of the other team.
by The Oddsmaker February 12, 2009
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