Gay-by-May

When a musical theatre student comes to college "straight" and by May comes out of the closet.

girl 1 - Kyle just asked me on a date!
girl 2- Don't get too attached, he's totally gay-by-may.

by Miss Gee January 26, 2009

Gay Cousin

If you don't have a Gay Cousin I'm sorry to say it but you probably are the gay cousin

You:"Everybody got a gay cousin"
Me:"Bitch I dont got a gay cousin"
(Awkward silence)
Me: "Oh I am the gay cousin:

by anonymous October 12, 2020

gay complex

1. A condition found in some gay men who think all other men are gay, regardless of whether true or not.

2. Overactive gaydar.

Easily diagnosed in those who claim Chace Crawford from Gossip Girl is actually gay.

Bruno: Chace Crawford is so gay!
Jim: Dude, you wish! Your gay complex is so bad, you think every guy is gay.

by fiinny October 22, 2008

The big gay

A state of being when one is the biggest amount of gay possible.

Peyton has the big gay.

by Felix.n.anderson May 5, 2018

gay chicken

A game played with straight people to see who has more balls, metaphorically. the game is played in several ways. The most simple, and weakest, is the kiss. One 'player' moves in for a sensual kiss until one of the 'players' backs off. I've seen this lead to tongues but someone will always pull away. Another way gay chicken is played is by groping the other 'players' genitals or breasts or anything you can get your hands on. The most common form of the game is gay pillow talk in which each interaction escalates until someone laughs or just can't respond. Lastly, 'players' can initiate dry humping sessions. Hardcore 'players' will use a combination of three tactics to win the game. Some have been known to even use all four tactics at once. This plan of attack is very tricky.

Joshua is the King of gay chicken. I saw him pulling down Daniel's pants while he was kissing his neck. Then he proceeded to dry hump him as he tried to run away with his pants down.

by Casey L March 9, 2007

off the gay

Synonym is off the chain.

Something so homosexual in nature, that it can not function without rainbows appearing behind it.

Kim: Mily, do you have the new Jordin Sparks single? That song is so good, there is a crazy dance sample in there.
Mily: No.
Kim: Oh, that sucks. That shit is off the gay.

by kungfoojones September 9, 2009

accidentally gay

That moment during masturbation to porn when,during ejaculation, the scene switches to the a shot of the male performer's face or body. For a straight male, this is a highly uncomfortable moment, because he is essentially having a man bring him pleasure, something he neither desired nor expected. See also "disasturbation".

I haven't had sex with a man, but I've been accidentally gay more times than I'd care to admit.

by turbulent April 13, 2015