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Vet Man

Actually "Vet Man" is a superhero identity passed down from father to son ever since the Revolutionary war. Therefore, there have been MANY Vet Men -- but, only "ONE" at a time (there was a pair of identical twins who shared the Vet Man identity).
Vet Man is an animal loving crimefighter. Every Vet Man has been a veterinarian, and fought for his country.

Ever since 1953, Vet Man has driven a Corvette. The Corvette started out with a 6 cylinder, so 1955 was a tough year for Vet Man, because his evil nemesis, The Hunter, had a Thunderbird for his city car, and Vet Man could never catch him! Thankfully, Chevrolet came out with a V8 Corvette in 1956 and no Vette ever got beaten by a T-bird since then!
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Man Pointz

Man Pointz is the term for receiving pointz for completing tasks that are definitively manly.

Man Pointz values vary based on the complexity, impressiveness, riskiness, boldness or ridiculousness of the task. Eating a 3 lb hamburger will award less pointz than climbing Mt. Everest. It is possible to receive negative Man Pointz from friends for distinctly unmanly tasks (e.g., make out with a 300 lb woman, drink a Cosmopolitan)
- "Dude, you get 5 Man Pointz for getting the number of both of those girls at the same time"
- "You deserve at least 10 Man Pointz for killing half a bottle of tequila last night"
- "You lost serious Man Pointz for hooking up with your best friend's girlfriend last night when you were drunk".
by The First BSD April 21, 2010
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man boobs

HOO HOOS!!! also known as titsas, that are used for sqeezing and sexual pleasure for the male species. They can be various sizes and are edible.
"Drew boy has man boobs, they give him hapenis"
by Tits- Titi May 12, 2003
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Company Man

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.
Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.
by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004
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man sword

An amazingly large cock, throbbing with the hot, vengeful blood of bygone man-warriors from long ago, their rock hard members tearing the very fabrics of time and space as they pounded their chambermaids into the earth.
She knew she was going to die an orgasmic death when she say that Dick was weilding the legendary man sword. Amen.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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man batter

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."
by Duke January 22, 2003
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man cans

A term or description used to express that a man has large flabby droopy saggy flappy pectoral muscles that typically found on a fat person.
HAHA he's got man cans!
by Robert Kahn May 19, 2005
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