fuck my camel

An expression used by cooldudes to express displeasure with something. As in "fuck my cameltoe".

Coach Klein says we have to run 6 whole laps? Ah fuck my camel.

by JackFoxRox March 18, 2016

Decorate my Christmas tree

Proposition a woman for sex while she's on her period.

"Hey baby, why don't you toss that tampon aside and decorate my Christmas tree."
"Um...why are you in the women's restroom?"

by Redwings15 March 21, 2016

my beasty

My man that is powerful strong handsome heavily tattooed who is protective of those he loves

Beasty; a woman's significant other with a powerful presence, loving and protective nature with a unique appearance. my beasty

by My Beasty March 21, 2016

touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.

Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.

by Idk😰 March 24, 2016

Shitting on my tits

Expression used when some one does not help you when you expect their help, or is otherwise influencing negatively your productivity and/or efficiency.

Hey Sammy could you help me bring down a box real quick? its too large for one person to carry
I would love to but I have to go, see ya later!
C'mon bro, you're shitting on my tits

by _Jacques March 28, 2016

my be my be

Another type of way to say maybe but this is used when the other person is uncertain about what to say.

Alex: are you going to have that party again soon?
Lexi: my be my be , idk my parents are pretty mad at me from last time.

by Kelstuoy November 29, 2016

Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.

"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"

by thndrchunky December 1, 2016