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Watering My Monkey
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An
excuse
to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but
don
't actually want to spend
time
with them either.
"Hey
Elizabeth
, can you
hang out
tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my
monkey
tonight"
Watering My Monkey
by
thndrchunky
December 1, 2016
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