Michael Jordan

The man that Lebron James will never be as good as

Miami fan " OMG lebron is the greatest ever!!"

Everyone else who watches basketball " No, just stfu, Michael Jordan is the greatest ever

by FP123 April 26, 2011

Dirty Michael

When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis

Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off

by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021

Michael Cera

An amazing actor, originally from Ontario, Canada. So amazing that his name can replace almost any word in a sentence, or answer almost any question.

Rachel: I love your pants!
Maddie: Don't you mean... 'I love your Michael Cera"?

or

Rachel: What did you have for dessert last night?
Maddie: Michael Cera

by r&mbombsunite! January 25, 2008

Michael Moore

A filmmaker who exposed the truth behind the United States of America.

Guy- Why do people hate Michael Moore so much?

Guy2- Because they're simply American.

by NiggersDontHate March 25, 2008

Michael Jackson

1. a man this world never deserved
2. the most successful entertainer of all time
3. better than your fave bye

michael jackson didn't bleach his skin, he wasn't a child molester and he wasn't a freak. stop believing tabloid lies and educate yourself.

by brad what are you gonna do November 1, 2018

Michael Waterhouse

n. A person who is 160lbs of tiger meat in a stainless steel frame. Sings like a nightengale and can dance like the dickens. Tall, dark and gruesome. Loves volcanoes, birds of prey, blood. Has a full body tatoo that makes him look like a Beatle (George Harrison). Prior to tattoo, he looked sort of like Dave Hasselhoff. Has been hit by moving vehicle 7 times and emerged without a scratch (stainless steel frame). He goes great with steak, chocolate, any kind of mint. Also, has phenomenal hair.

That Michael Waterhouse is a god-like genius. Ask anyone.

by Cuno Bellin February 17, 2010

James Michael

anyone who shows superior intellect over you

I got into an argument with him but he was James Michael over me, so i wet myself and went emo in the corner of my room for hours

by country club May 1, 2005