long johnson cat

When a cat is possesed by a demon called Long Johnson and cant stop speaking out Long Johnson.

Ooh Long Johnson......Oooh Long Johnson cat. Ooooh Long John.....son..cat

by BuzzoQueen February 17, 2016

pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 28, 2024

Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 21, 2023

Drew Johnson

Biggest douche bag of all time and looks like a man from lazy town and has small pee pee

Drew Johnson is a douche

by Neushebjaiubdbeh8282!!:: May 22, 2020

johnsoned up

To get high of marijuana.

Say dog you wanna go get johnsoned up?

by standin_throwed September 02, 2009

Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground

"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"

by theoreticalbias May 02, 2023

Heidi Johnson

a beautiful girl who has been my best friend since nursery. She is obsessed with ROBLOX and anime. I love her so much and would do anything for her <3

Heidi Johnson is the most beautiful girl in the world :)

by Heidi Johnson April 09, 2021