My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
by Alex Engel August 19, 2013
Get the Concrete Johnsonmug. a beautiful girl who has been my best friend since nursery. She is obsessed with ROBLOX and anime. I love her so much and would do anything for her <3
by Heidi Johnson April 9, 2021
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by Fat Johnson June 9, 2024
Get the Fat Johnsonmug. Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
Get the Alyssa Noel Johnsonmug. A "Skibidi Johnson" is ones way of referring to their or another's penis in a more joking, or satire matter.
by BigPapaSnail November 24, 2023
Get the Skibidi Johnsonmug. My Johnson quivered as I turned the pages of scripture, to further enrich my knowledge with the Lord.
by Timbrown$ September 14, 2018
Get the my johnson quiveredmug. Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
Get the Marshmallow Johnsonmug.