Definitions by gusgus69
Brent Johnson
to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
Brent Johnson by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Angus Reid
typically a bloke but could potentially pass as a female. often struggles to seduce the female sort.
we suggest that if you fall under this definition you should move to thailand.
people would argue that you should be called a pissant.
we suggest that if you fall under this definition you should move to thailand.
people would argue that you should be called a pissant.
person 1: hey mate want another beer
angus reid: nah mate i’ve already had three
person 1: oh grow up
angus reid: *tactical vomit*
angus reid: nah mate i’ve already had three
person 1: oh grow up
angus reid: *tactical vomit*
Angus Reid by gusgus69 November 26, 2024