johnson

a penis akaJohnson
get my Johnson wet
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Johnson means a person who is kind smart can be dumb and who sucks at everything but in reality he/she is a good person with the bet personality
Johnson is the best please let me give u a head
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Johnson is a lion of the jungle
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Another phrase used for the termjoint
He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson
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Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!
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she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth
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v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.
by gnostic3 September 10, 2019
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