poodle smacked

The act of bitch slapping someone so hard that they yelp like a poodle.

"Stephanie wouldn't stop talking shit on me so I poodle smacked that ho!"

by LB2011 December 16, 2008

Banana Smack

Like a cock slap, but with a banana

Stephen just banana smacked that ho

by Pedro30834 October 23, 2009

Fart Smack

A fart smack is when you sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping friend or foe, squat over their slumbering face (pants optional) and unleash a large, preferably disgusting odored fart. Swiftly after you must wake them up with an authoritative smack to there face. Thus waking them up to a big, startled gasp of ass gas.

Dude, Joey is such a douche bag, lets fart smack his ass tonight!

by TEESHIRTIME January 7, 2011

Go Smackington

Verb/adjective

The art of verbally undressing the female homosapien and/or engaging in intense, verbal intercourse with a previously unknown woman.

Similar to having game but on a much higher level.

B-rad: So David, I saw you talking to Sarah

David (an Asian): Yesh, I was trying to make moves

Eze: Boyyy, I heard that. Did you go smackington?

by @Brazen_Faith March 12, 2011

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

by Vladimir Vazov February 13, 2009

smartest race

asians

deal with it (asians) are smartest race!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017

small change

An unattractive female who is far from a dime piece. Usually between a 1 and 5 out of 10, "small change" is a fairly general term ranging roughly from penny piece to nothing to write home about.

Tim: "Dude, I heard you got with my sister last night at the Drunken Barn Dance. I'm gonna kill you!"
Jim: "HELL NO!!! I didn't touch that dirty-ass fat-ass rat-faced white trash gutter slut. I don't fuck around with small change like that. Now your mom on the other hand...that's one FIIINE old piece of ass! She was giving me this mean hummer in your house the other day, when your girlfriend Susie comes in. And you know what that trick-ass ho did? I'll tell you she got behind me and gave me the best asshole-licking EVER! Then I 69ed with Susie while your mom took it in the ass from the UPS man. What a grand ol' time! But shit, man, I would never touch your sister. That bitch is a broke down penny piece swamp donkey."
Tim: "Oh shit man, I'm sorry. I thought you were going for my sister. It's all good."

by Nick D May 27, 2006