Bob: "Hey man, I think I've got a shot with Tiffany tonight? Can you play wingman for me?"
Rob: "Sure man. That bitch is smokin' hot."
Bob: "Yeah...all you've got to do is entertain her friend Esmerelda." (points to her)
Rob: "WHAAAAAAT???!?! Hell no, I'm not about to hop on that dirty-ass smelly fat broke down busted penny piece. I don't deal with small change like that."
Bob: "Yeah, she's tore up from the floor up. But we all know pussy ain't got no face."
Rob: "Yeah, I guess you're right. I'll take that swamp donkey home and chuck it in her."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

The other night at the bar I got so drunk I left with a Penny Piece.