Slaps

Shorthand term for “this tastes so good, it’ll make you slap yo momma.”

My girl cooked up some fried chicken, mac and cheese and greens. This shit slaps

by JB Smoooove January 31, 2024

Slappy Granny

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024

Slappy Man

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

by CritMagnet February 8, 2024

slapstick

Penis.

I'm fixing to go slap my big fat greasy oiled slapstick. Slap! Slap!! Slap!!!

by Tom Dumb February 9, 2024

Slappers

A large set of tits.

I'd love to get my hands on her slappers.

by DaHolmes December 9, 2023

Slappers

Shlaaag a total absolute slaag

I went to the Stratford footasylum and the worker was a slappers wid glowy skin always in the back room wid an Asian following her

by Amha February 17, 2024

slapper

a slag who shags everyone that walks

your is a slapper mom

by sdnfsdnfsnfsnf May 21, 2024